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WICKED BRANDS | Brand & Marketing Consultant

It’s hard to read the label FROM INSIDE THE JAR

Posting into the void? You’re too close to your own business to see what everyone else sees.

The Wicked Blind Spot is a fresh pair of eyes on your website and socials, plus a 90-minute call where I show you exactly what’s getting lost.

£497  ·  or 3 payments of £182.23

The Wicked Blind Spot

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You’ve checked everything. Twice. And you still can’t see it.

Blind spots are called that for a reason. You can’t see them from the driver’s seat.

Every car has a blind spot, and so does every business. It might be a bio that says one thing while your offer says another, an offer people can’t find, or no clear path from following you to buying from you.

The Wicked Blind Spot is a look at how your business comes across, from someone who isn’t sitting in the driver’s seat. You get an honest outside view and a clear list of what to fix, without committing to a full Diagnostic.

what I look for

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01

mixed messages

When your bio, website and content are all saying slightly different things, and buyers don’t know which to believe.

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02

hidden offers

When people like what you post but can’t work out what you sell or how to buy it.

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03

missing paths

When there’s no clear next step from following you to working with you.

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04

your content

Whether your content speaks to the people you actually want to buy, and what to post to reach them.

How it WORKS

01 You fill in a questionnaire

Tell me about your business and your goals, and share anything useful like your ideal client, mission or positioning docs.

02 I take a look

I go through your website and socials the way a stranger would, and spot where they get confused or give up.

03 We talk it through

A 90-minute call where I show you what I found. You leave with a clear list of what to fix.

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What you GET

1

Questionnaire Before We Meet

90

Minute Call, Just the Two of Us

1

Clear List of What to Fix

0

Ongoing Commitment. It’s a One-Off.

Ready for a fresh pair of eyes?

see it, SORT IT

£497

or 3 payments of £182.23

A questionnaire, a look at your website and socials, and a 90-minute call

You leave with a clear list of what to fix

Your Brand Mechanic

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Who’s doing
the
LOOKING

I’m Naomi. I’ve owned a retail shop, managed a retail team, trained as a full-stack developer and spent years obsessed with why people buy. I’ve worked with coaches, aestheticians, flooring specialists, jewellers and e-commerce brands, and the same thing keeps coming up: the real problem is rarely the one they think it is.

I’m also an Aussie-Brit who’s lived in four countries, which taught me that most problems come down to people not understanding each other. Business is no different. I work out what’s getting lost between you and your buyers, then show you exactly what to fix.

QUESTIONS you might BE ASKING

The Blind Spot is a look at how your business comes across: your website, socials and messaging. The Diagnostic goes deeper into everything behind the scenes too, like your funnel, offers and capacity. If the Blind Spot shows something bigger, I’ll tell you.

The questionnaire, links to your website and socials, and any brand docs you have, like your ideal client, mission or positioning statement. If you don’t have them, that’s fine. That tells me something too.

A clear list of what to fix, in plain English, so you can start making changes straight away.

If you’re posting, showing up and still not getting the results you expected, and you want an honest outside view without a big commitment, yes.