You can’t fix what YOU CAN’T FIND
You’ve tried posting more, tweaking your bio, maybe even a rebrand. Still nothing. That’s usually a sign you’re fixing the wrong thing.
The Wicked Diagnostic is a full inspection of your business: how people find you, what’s running underneath, what you sell and what you can realistically deliver. Then you get a step-by-step plan of what to fix first.
£1,497 · or 3 payments of £548.90
The Wicked Diagnostic
You’ve done everything you were told. So why isn’t it working?
Most founders don’t have a marketing problem. They have a problem nobody has properly looked for yet.
When a business stalls, everyone has a fix to sell you. Post more. Run ads. Get a new logo. That’s like paying for a new paint job when the car won’t start.
The Wicked Diagnostic looks under the bonnet first. I check your whole business in order of what’s actually broken, then give you a clear plan of what to fix and when, so you stop spending time and money in the wrong places.
what I check
01
your marketing
How people find you. Your website, socials, content and messaging, and whether they’re all telling the same story.
02
your mechanics
What’s running underneath. Your funnel, emails, booking and payments, and where interested people are slipping through the cracks.
03
your offers
What you’re actually selling. Whether your offers make sense, are priced to match, and where money is being left on the table.
04
your capacity
What you can deliver. Whether your business can grow without it all landing on you, and where your hours are disappearing.
What my Clients are Saying:
“We’re almost scared to run ads, we’re already so busy. Our new sales manager has decades with big franchises and says he’s never been this busy.”
WICKED BRANDS CLIENT
“Your framework got me my best performing post ever. Loving the results from your tips.”
JAY SUTTON, @THISISJAYSUTTON
“Labelling my niche made it so much easier to talk to my audience.”
@KPXCOLLECTIVE
How it WORKS
01 You book and fill in a questionnaire
Tell me about your business, your goals and what you’ve already tried, and share anything useful like brand docs, offer details or your numbers.
02 I investigate
Over about a week I go through your marketing, mechanics, offers and capacity, and put everything in order of what to fix first.
03 We go through it together
On your results call I walk you through what I found and your step-by-step plan. Then you get 90 days of email and WhatsApp support while you put it into action.
What you GET
4
Areas Checked, in Order of What’s Broken
1
Step-by-Step Plan of What to Fix First
90
Days of Email and WhatsApp Support
2
Clients a Month. That’s All I Take On.
Ready for the real answer?
know what to FIX FIRST
£1,497
or 3 payments of £548.90
A full check of your marketing, mechanics, offers and capacity, a results call and 90 days of support
Only 2 spots a month
Your Brand Mechanic
Who’s doing
the DIGGING
I’m Naomi. I’ve owned a retail shop, managed a retail team, trained as a full-stack developer and spent years obsessed with why people buy. I’ve worked with coaches, aestheticians, flooring specialists, jewellers and e-commerce brands, and the same thing keeps coming up: the real problem is rarely the one they think it is.
I’m also an Aussie-Brit who’s lived in four countries, which taught me that most problems come down to people not understanding each other. Business is no different. I work out what’s getting lost between you and your buyers, then show you exactly what to fix.
QUESTIONS you might BE ASKING
How is this different from the Blind Spot?
The Blind Spot looks at how your business comes across from the outside. The Diagnostic goes under the bonnet too: your funnel, offers, pricing and capacity. If you want the full picture and a plan to fix it, this is the one.
How long does it take?
About 2 weeks. I spend the first week on your Diagnostic, then we go through it together on your results call the week after.
What do I get at the end?
Your Diagnostic, with everything I found and a step-by-step plan of what to fix first, including your content and marketing strategy and some quick wins to get things moving. Plus 90 days of email and WhatsApp support while you work through it. If you’d like 1:1 calls too, you can upgrade.
What if I want you to fix it for me?
That’s what Diagnostic + Fix is for. We start with the Diagnostic, then I build the fixes with you.
Can I pay in instalments?
Yes. Pay £1,497 in full, or in 3 payments of £548.90.
Can I get a refund?
Because the Diagnostic is built entirely around your business and the work starts as soon as you book, I’m not able to offer refunds. Not sure it’s right for you yet? Book a free First Impression Check first.