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WICKED BRANDS | Brand & Marketing Consultant

Know something’s broken? LET’S FIX IT TOGETHER

You didn’t start a business to become part-time tech support, email marketer and funnel builder.

Diagnostic + Fix finds what’s actually stopping your business from growing, then we fix it together, properly, the first time.

Priced on scope  ·  starts with the Diagnostic (£1,497)

Diagnostic + Fix

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YOU'VE GOT THE TO-DO LIST. YOU JUST HAVEN'T GOT THE TIME (or the patience for tech).

And every fix you put off is another month of interested people slipping away.

Knowing your car needs new brakes doesn’t stop you driving on the old ones. Most founders already know something isn’t working. What they don’t have is the hours, or the patience to wrestle with email platforms and funnel builders at 11pm.

Diagnostic + Fix starts with the Wicked Diagnostic, so we know exactly what needs fixing first. Then I roll my sleeves up and build it with you: your funnel, your emails and everything running behind the scenes. If you need something outside what I do, I’ll point you to people I trust.

what I fix

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01

your funnel

The path from “I like her” to “I’ve bought”. Landing pages, sales pages and every step in between, built to make buying easy.

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02

your emails

Welcome emails and automated sequences that keep people warm while you get on with your day.

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03

your backend

Booking, payments and your CRM & automations, so nothing and no one falls through the cracks.

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04

your messaging

The words on all of it, rewritten so the right people get it straight away.

How it WORKS

01 We agree the scope

A free 30-minute call to talk through where you’re stuck and what needs building, so you get a clear price before anything starts.

02 I find what’s broken

Your Wicked Diagnostic. I check your marketing, mechanics, offers and capacity, then put everything in order of what to fix first.

03 We fix it together

I build what your business needs and set it up with you, so you know how it all works when I hand it over.

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What you GET

1

Diagnostic, So We Fix the Right Thing

4

Areas Checked Before We Build Anything

90

Days of Email and WhatsApp Support

2

Clients a Month. That’s All I Take On.

Ready to get it fixed?

Find it, FIX IT

The Wicked Diagnostic, plus the Fix

The Fix is priced on what your business needs, so we agree the scope and price on a free call before anything starts.

I only take on 2 clients a month

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Who’s doing the FIXING

I’m Naomi. I’ve owned a retail shop, managed a retail team, trained as a full-stack developer and spent years obsessed with why people buy. I’ve worked with coaches, aestheticians, flooring specialists, jewellers and e-commerce brands, and the same thing keeps coming up: the real problem is rarely the one they think it is.

I’m also an Aussie-Brit who’s lived in four countries, which taught me that most problems come down to people not understanding each other. Business is no different. I work out what’s getting lost between you and your buyers, then show you exactly what to fix.

Questions you might BE ASKING

It depends on what your Diagnostic finds. Most often it’s funnels, sales pages, email automation and the systems behind your booking and payments. We agree exactly what’s included before we start.

Because every business needs something different. With a one-size package, you’d be paying for things you don’t need. We agree the scope and price on a free call, so you know exactly what you’re paying for.

Because building before we know what’s broken is how people end up with a shiny funnel nobody goes through. The Diagnostic makes sure we fix the right thing.

I’ll tell you straight, and point you to people I trust, for things like paid ads or hiring a team.

The Diagnostic takes about 2 weeks. How long the Fix takes depends on the scope, and you’ll get a clear timeline before we start.

The Diagnostic can be paid in full or in 3 payments. We’ll agree how to pay for the Fix when we agree the scope.

Because everything is built around your business and the work starts as soon as you book, I’m not able to offer refunds. That’s exactly why we agree the scope on a free call first.